The first guy has a big bulge near his pocket. The second guy points at and and asks what it is. "Tennis ball." The second guy makes a face like he's thinking, and then says "Well I had tennis elbow once..." upvote downvote report. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. I am over 18.
45. So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight? The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court. 46. What happened when the tennis player’s serve hit the tape? At least, they’ll let him hit it again. 47. Why do tennis players like vending machines? ‘Cause they don’t have to wait to ...
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. I am over 18. A guy comes in to his doctor's offices having symptoms of tennis elbow. The doctor tells him to go home & pee in a cup & return it for analysis. The patient thinks this is ridiculous so decides he'd mess with the doctor by taking a pee sample a from his wife.
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The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. Two Hunters.
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A: Stable Tennis. Q: Why is it not good to play tennis in a court? A: Because you might get arrested Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight? A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court. Q: Where do ghosts play tennis? A: On a tennis corpse! << See All of our Jokes Categories Here!
A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. “No way”, says the librarian, “you won’t return them”. Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball. Imagine what the Chuckle Brothers would say to each other during a game of tennis.
Best Tennis Puns. 1. The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter because he kept saying “You Got Served!”. 2. The man with four hands is a great tennis player because of his four-hand. 3. Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web because there were problems with the server. 4.